
So you probably noticed I haven't been posting much recently (pause...not), but I have a couple of legitimate excuses for it. First, fuck school, and fuck exams. FINALS=Fuck, I Never Actually Learned Shit. Truer words have never been spoken.
But secondly, sports are lame. I can't remember or imagine a time period in which sports have been less interesting and filled with such terrible publicity.
Sure, I may be a bit bitter because my own personal favorite sports teams are more of an embarrassment than they are a joy to watch and follow. The NC State football team laid an egg in their final game of the season with bowl hopes riding on the line against Maryland...at home no less. The Wolfpack basketball team lost to New Orleans (New Orleans!)....at home, had to get bailed out by the refs to beat Villanova in the final seconds, got destroyed by Michigan State, and then became the first ever ACC team to lose to East Carolina.
The Carolina Panthers are underachieving for the fourth year in a row, and have been starting a 57 year old quarterback for most of the season despite the second lamest offense in the NFL (behind the 0-14 Dolphins, who would actually destroy the Panthers right now). The Charlotte Bobcats are still the Charlotte Bobcats, and lastly, my fantasy football team went down in flames in the second to last week of the season and choked away a playoff spot. Hard times on the east coast, I tell you.
My bias aside though, sports really do suck at the moment. The four major sports leagues all have had or are dealing with serious scandals at the moment. The NFL has Michael Vick, the NBA has Tim Donaghy, the MLB has Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds, and college football (the NHL is dead to me) has the BCS.
That's just the starting point however. The New England Patriots are the best team in the history of football and are going to go undefeated and win the Superbowl, it's a shame they are cheaters huh? As if that wasn't bad enough for the league, "Golden Boy" Tom Brady has actually become a non-likable guy in the process, the Dolphins actually signed Ricky Williams on their way to an 0-16 season, and we've seen quarterbacks named Cleo Lemon, Vinny Testeverde, Sage Rosenfells, Gus Frerotte, Chris Redman, John Beck, and Shaun Hill start games this year. Sundays have truly become uninteresting to the point I would rather watch "Take Home Chef" than the Tampa Bay/New Orleans game on FOX.
The college game is in just as bad, if not worse shape. It's tough to care about a sport where winning and losing apparently has absolutely no bearings on who wins the national championship. Want to choke in the last week or two of the regular season? No problem, here's a spot for you in the BCS. Beat nobody all year, lose your biggest game, don't even make it to your conference championship game? No worries, play in the BCS for us, will you? Who the FUCK wants to watch Hawaii/Georgia? Illinois and USC? Virginia Tech and Kansas for gods sake? Hope you don't have a big football party planned for New Years day, unless you're a Texas Tech fan or something. They couldn't even give us ONE good matchup? Would it really have killed them to give us USC and Oklahoma? ESPN doesn't ACTUALLY think I want to watch Rutgers and Ball State on January 5th do they? Don't be surprised when you find me watching CNN trying to figure out who's going to win the New Hampshire primary during the BCS "title" game on the seventh.
Adding to the football mess, you have coaches lying out their asses left and right about leaving/staying at their schools/teams. Pat Forde of ESPN wrote this great article on the coward that is Bobby Petrino. And today we learned that Rich Rodriguez is leaving for Michigan, not sticking around in Morgantown to coach his players in their BCS game. How anyone can pull for or like these guys is beyond me.
The Colorado Rockies almost made the MLB playoffs interesting, but ultimately losing to the Red Sox killed the mood, that's for sure. Red Sox win in a sweep, talk about boring. There's nothing worse for baseball than teams with payrolls in the bajillions winning the World Series. Except for maybe this whole Mitchell Report thing. Finding out that 13 of your MVP's in recent years were cheating can't go over too well in the league's front office. Of course, Andy Pettitte is supposed to be paid $16 million next season to be an average pitcher with a 4+ ERA and a WHIP closing in on 1.5, and thats WITH cheating. What else is wrong with baseball? Well, Alex Rodriguez just signed a $275 million dollar contract. Yep, two hundred and seventy five million dollars to play baseball. Just a guess, but I think that's more money than the Florida Marlins, Colorado Rockies, and Tampa Bay Devil Rays have spent combined in the history of their franchises. Annnddd, the Yankees are reportedly STILL trying to sign Johan Santana. Yep, nothing wrong with baseball.
(By the way, did anyone notice the unusual amount of San Francisco Giants players in the Mitchell report? And how they all sucked anyway? Those late 90's and even later Giants teams were juiced with juicers. Armando Rios, Benito Santiago, Marvin Benard, Barry Bonds, Mark Carreon, FP Santangelo, Glenallen Hill, Jason Christianson, Matt Herges, and Matt Williams.......and they still never won anything!!)
Sure, there is college hoops season upon us, but I'm too tired of ESPN dick-sucking OJ Mayo to watch any of it. The Hype Machine gets worse every year. ESPN wants you to believe that OJ Mayo is light years ahead of his peers, and light years ahead of how previous years' standout freshmen were light years ahead of THEIR peers....if that makes sense? (I'm Ron Burgandy?) And I promise you that next year will be the exact same thing. The next great player, blah blah blah. Didn't take them long to forget about Kevin Durant, did it? LeBron? Carmello? Great players come out of high school every year, you just wouldn't know it by watching ESPN.
Anyway, sure I'll tune in to check the score of the Patriots-Jets game tomorrow, but only when I get time in between watching "Superbad" again, listening to Lupe Fiasco's "The Cool," hitting the gym, ordering christmas gifts online, and catching up with some old friends. Because I refuse to devote my time to a bunch of half ass sports leagues that only care about money and haven't exactly been fan-friendly as of late.